Tuesday, November 17, 2009

欠钱不还的后果

因为最近欠人钱,所以每次睡觉差不多都会梦到那个人叫我还他钱


很懒恐怖啦 =.= !我会还的啦,吊你鸡白,请不要出现在我梦里面了,可以吗?


如果上天要我还钱的时间加上一个期限,我希望是一万年。。

Monday, November 16, 2009

I won't update my blog in 1 month

I think I won't update my blog in 1 month,cuz i'll cut my streamyx line tomoro and
the reason is I need to move b to KL.So,my fans,Don't be sad eh.If tmnet's sohai worker service fast,then I will update my blog in 2 weeks.But,i think that is imposibble == cuz malaysian work speed like shitz.




NO INTERNET AND COMPUTER FOR 1 MONTHS ! DO U FUCKING GUYS KNOW HW THE FUCKING FEELING IS ! FUCK ! NIAMA JIBAI ! NIA PO HAI ! NIAMA CAO HAI !

Sunday, November 15, 2009

有些人不是想象中的那么好,有些人不是想象中的那么狗

有些人你表面上看到他/她/它是很好,其实他/她/它是一只很懒狗的人,在明假假帮你,真正其实要害你,


亲眼看到的东西未必是真的,你看到眼前的他/她/它很好,帮你,请不要被他/她/它的行为蒙蔽了你的双眼!


请不要相信李司琪在溏心风暴的那句话:‘我对眼就是证据!’〉〉 67 ! 懒叫!酱的懒叫话李司琪也讲的出!


但,有些人没想象中的那么狗,有些人他们虽然很坏,很狗,但也有暗中帮助人的时候,有时,你身边有这种人,他帮了你,你也不知道,还以为是第1种人帮你。。


我认识很多第1种狗,

第2种我也认不少。


所以,要戴眼识人

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Dog Mun Yi Shun

HI ! Everyone,my name is Junz,I have a pet dog,my dog's name is MUN YI SHUN,this is my pet dog :





U can kick it's ass or suck it's dick if u see him,do what u like to my pet dog and no nid to ask permission from me . Enjoy and have Fun.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Leng Lui's Blogz

Today Morning I had read 2 leng lui's blog,I would like to introduce and promote their blog for boys (especially ham sap lou)

1st :Jow Jow : http://jovvjovv.blogspot.com/ > Super Leng Lui,born at USA but she is a taiwanese

This is her video on youtube :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyy6Fl50SkY
*I Love It very much !@@ 40 expressions

I dunno how to upload Youtube video so I giv u the URL



2nd : Poh Yee :http://pohyee-secretdiary.blogspot.com/
A Ipoh Leng Lui ^^


Guys pls dun get high when u are watching thier blogz.Have Fun !

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Yes,We Can ! We can do some shits !

Soon,My Blog will share with my bro- Mun Yi Shun


If I share with him,our blog sure damn 7 Imba


Cause Yi Shun's 100% Fai Cai Brain + Jun Yan's 99.9% Shit Brain sure can write many shit things out.


SHUN,LETS CREATE SOME SOHAI THINGS FOR DOGS AND BITCHES !


WE CAN,JUST like what President Obama said : YES,WE CAN !







Blonde Bitch,I wanna Fuck Her but She love Mr.Obama,she put Obama's Head on her breast,I want too T.T

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Rice Counting

今天下午在吃饭时。。


我做了一件只有废材才会做的事。。


就是。。


我算我碗里有多少粒饭。。哈哈


结果算到第52粒就懒惰去算了,太多了,算不到


Fucking LAME , HUH ?

超开心!!我的兄弟OWN了几只大声狗

2个小时前,我的老死-Brandon Low,在MSN告诉我,他刚刚在GGC打DotA,打赢了几条废材狗,帮我出回一
口气,哈哈!超开心!那几条懒叫狗每天在学校乱乱仙家懒,说到自己很像神一样,天上有,地上没!我操!

吊,结果还不是被我的brother OWN !DIU !你们是什么懒料哦?我靠北!lapsapz!

Brandon把那场的video send了给我,我打算 upload上 Youtube。。哈哈

收皮啦!狗仗狗势!去吃狗饼啦!妈草嗨!

之前输了一次还不够,还要Kao Be! U dogs is such a hillbilly !讲真的,如果我是你,我就会快快挖一个洞钻进去咯,还要给人当笑柄笑多一次咩?嫌自己的头不够大啊?不知丑!我干你老BU Majibai!


Muahahaahaha


Do u guys know y i dun wanna write english ? Cuz i worry those doggie dunno hw to read my blog eh.读书少,不识字,只会读华语! U dogs are cock suckers!

叫鸡 (Call chicken) Malay mui so cheap ==

AHAHA,today i go google search some sohai pic,then i saw this :






大波北姑 << Woo @@大波 ! i love big breast !

青春陀地

白净马来妹<< SOHAI ! 马来妹不是chocolate色的咩?为什么写白净的?好心收够料才开鸡院啦!

热情宾妹

狂野鬼妹< Woow ! sure is ply SM de!

The cheapest is Malay mui=onli worth rm 90



And the most exp de is 鬼妹=cost rm 250++ !



HONG KONG'S call chicken Menu board,u can choose wan type of girl u wan to fuckz!HONG KONG DAMN PRO !

HONG KONG boleh !

A Man with a big cock @@@

Today,I saw a man with a damn big cock,damn motherfucker big,REALLY BIG COCK !!!

I post the big cock pic at my blog,but pls dun get frighten when u c this pic..(Especially girls)I strongly recommend girls avoid to c this pic..

Do u really wanna c ? Dun blame me when u get frighten =)


5




4





3






2






1















Super Big Cock eh

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Niama Act Cute Cb Pig !

XJX,你以为自己很美咩?每天在学校扮可爱,其实你不知道你的样子很像很欠奸的死八婆!


看你的照片就像陈宝珠


但是你的真人就像只猪!我呸!Nia Ma Jibai ! Kao Be! U Kanasai ! U suck my 懒叫的资格都没有

最顶不顺就是你扮可爱的死人样!你哪一部分可爱?FUCK


胸,你是100% Imba Small

屁股,又不翘

身材,又矮

脸,就死人脸一张

你的声音,像生癌症酱,要死要死的声音

你的鸡白我就不知道啦,因为我没看过。。不过我看你的样酱骚,鸡白一定给人吊到发霉了,一定是啦,不然为什么你每次走过我旁边,我会就闻到发霉的臭味。。

你唯一的优点就是你的缺点很快就被人看透,不用别人用脑去想。。你妈妈最成功就是生到你这样!



U SUCKS !

Sohai Mun Yi Shun

文X顺你这条废狗,自己不要去就不要在别人面前讲酱懒多的懒话叫人不要去啦!妈鸡拜!每次都这样,看到都赌懒!SOHAI ! o0o la ! U dun forget U ham my dick grow up de a ! KNN ! U Kanasai shit dogz !

Halloween very song meh ?



庆祝万圣节Halloween很爽咩?



上网看到鬼佬,鬼婆,鬼仔,鬼妹扮鬼到处吓人很爽咩?



还要拿着一个死人南瓜头到处去乞/讨糖果很爽咩? =.=



为什么万圣节鬼佬能扮鬼到处去吓人,我们华人新年时就不能?是因为鬼佬有个‘鬼’字吗?那,如果我们华人叫‘鬼华人’,‘华鬼人’才能扮鬼吗?不明白=_=

Saturday, November 7, 2009

失去

今天我失去了一样东西



不是金钱


不是爱情


不是友情


不是亲情


不是女人


不是势力


不是名利


不是o0o


不是懒叫


不是三级片


不是春袋





这些我不在乎(除了金钱和三级片)



是一样可以让我挂念几个世纪的东西 =(



非常后悔


有些东西,别等到失去了才珍惜


道别也来不及 =(


拥有失去=失去拥有 < *这句只提供给有脑的人看,脑生锈,生虫,生草的人请回避

Went To Xiao Ji's shop(1 of the SOQI Group Branches,Spa and Healthy Center)

Yesterday noon Me,Ah Diu,Meng,Chun went to Xiao Ji's Spa center.He invite us to visit his center,the center's decoration is holy fucking nice ! I had photo some health machines:






We played Nintendo Wii ^^



2 sohai singing K =_=

And we played hide and seek too =.=
Its childish but they wanted to ply -.- KANASAI !

I look so 7 lan c,huh ?


Apa lanjiao u tengok,o0o you !


About 7.00pm,Ah diu fetch me home and i won't forget this day.

Buddys:



I will stay no longer at Penang,


still left 2 weeks or more only,


I won't forget them when I had left..

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Michael Jackson 1958 - 2009





There is a time,
When we should hear a certain call,
`cause the world, it seems it`s written in these lines,
`cause there`s a chance for takin`,
in leading our own lives,
it seems we need nothing at all,
I used to feel,
That I should give away my heart,
And it shows that we are needed in there,
Then I read the headlines,
And it said that got in there,
And it showed that we are - - - in there,

We are the world,
We are the children,
We are the one to make a brighter day,
So let`s start givin`,
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
We`re takin all our lives,
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me.

Uuuuuh yeah!

Given your heart
And you will see that someone cares
`Cause you know that they can`t feed them all,
Then I read the papers
And it said that you and I
And it shows the - - - when we work hard,

We are the world,
We are the children,
We are the one to make a brighter day,
So let`s start givin`,
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
We`re takin all our lifes,
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me.

Now there`s a time when we must love at all,
Uuuuuuuh
And it seem the life, - - - make love at all,
But - - - - -
And I love you more and more,
It seem you and I will make a new day,

We are the world,
Ooooh!
We are the children,
Are the children!
We are the ones to make a brighter day,
So let`s start givin`,
Let`s start givin`!
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
We`re takin all our lives,
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me.

We are the world,
Are the world!
We are the children,
Are the children!
We are the one to make a brighter day,
So let`s start givin`,
So let`s start givin`!
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
Takin`!
We`re takin all our lives,
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me.

We are the world,
Sharon!
We are the children,
Shalingen!
We are the one to make a brighter day,
Sharon!
So let`s start givin`,
`Cause that`s what we`re bein!
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
We`re takin all our lives,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me,
Com`on girl! Yeah!

We are the world,
Sharon!
We are the children,
Shalingen!
We are the one to make a brighter day,
Sharon!
So let`s start givin`,
`Cause that`s what we`re bein!
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
We`re takin all our lives,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me,
Oooooooh Yeah!

We are the world,
Sharon!
We are the children,
Shalingen!
We are the one to make a brighter day,
Sharon!
So let`s start givin`,
`Cause that`s what we`re bein!
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
We`re takin all our lives,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me.


There is a time,
When we should hear a certain call,
`cause the world, it seems it`s written in these lines,
`cause there`s a chance for takin`,
in leading our own lives,
it seems we need nothing at all,
I used to feel,
That I should give away my heart,
And it shows that we are needed in there,
Then I read the headlines,
And it said that got in there,
And it showed that we are - - - in there,

We are the world,
We are the children,
We are the one to make a brighter day,
So let`s start givin`,
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
We`re takin all our lives,
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me.

Uuuuuh yeah!

Given your heart
And you will see that someone cares
`Cause you know that they can`t feed them all,
Then I read the papers
And it said that you and I
And it shows the - - - when we work hard,

We are the world,
We are the children,
We are the one to make a brighter day,
So let`s start givin`,
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
We`re takin all our lifes,
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me.

Now there`s a time when we must love at all,
Uuuuuuuh
And it seem the life, - - - make love at all,
But - - - - -
And I love you more and more,
It seem you and I will make a new day,

We are the world,
Ooooh!
We are the children,
Are the children!
We are the ones to make a brighter day,
So let`s start givin`,
Let`s start givin`!
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
We`re takin all our lives,
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me.

We are the world,
Are the world!
We are the children,
Are the children!
We are the one to make a brighter day,
So let`s start givin`,
So let`s start givin`!
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
Takin`!
We`re takin all our lives,
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me.

We are the world,
Sharon!
We are the children,
Shalingen!
We are the one to make a brighter day,
Sharon!
So let`s start givin`,
`Cause that`s what we`re bein!
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
We`re takin all our lives,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me,
Com`on girl! Yeah!

We are the world,
Sharon!
We are the children,
Shalingen!
We are the one to make a brighter day,
Sharon!
So let`s start givin`,
`Cause that`s what we`re bein!
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
We`re takin all our lives,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me,
Oooooooh Yeah!

We are the world,
Sharon!
We are the children,
Shalingen!
We are the one to make a brighter day,
Sharon!
So let`s start givin`,
`Cause that`s what we`re bein!
There`s a chance we`re takin`,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
We`re takin all our lives,
OOOOOOOOOOOO?
It`s true we`re make it a brighter day just you and me.





MJ had pass away few months already,

but his music will live forever,

Micheal Jackson is


a legend


an icon


an idol


a myth..



MJ 1958 - 2009

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Saw you online

Yesterday noon i saw u online...


U din't online for long time...



U online suddenly...



I quite happy...



I wanna chat with u..



But I won't !



Cuz Im sure u this fucking bitch won't 'choi' 7 me.. o0o

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Coffin / Caskets




Can someone help me to choose a nice coffin ?
I love the blue colour ones,i really wan to have one.But i havent die yet.BUT I WANT TO HAVE ONE ! MOTHERFUCKER ? WHEN I WILL DIE ? I can share my coffins to others,if someone love 1 of thats,juz book it from me before taken by others :)

Finally i get her pic @@

Woow~Finally i get her pic,finally cb kia ah tatt had sent it to me ^^
I translate some english words to chinese,cuz i scare some asshole who dunno english dun understand what the fuck i writing
HER PIC-HER PIC !!Her-- T.K.S >a girl with,(i gonna describe her)
-fair skin 白白的皮肤
-long curly hair 长长和有点卷卷的头发
-intelligence brain 聪明的头脑
-damn hardworking 勤劳
-nice body 很好的身材
-big breast(minimum C cup) 胸部很大,至少C罩杯!!
-mature look 有一张成熟的脸
-elder then me,1 year only 她比我老一岁
还有很多优点。。
总之,她有天使的脸孔,魔鬼的身材
得到她的照片,比什么都重要!!
Muahahahaha


And,i get zheng-evilfish's email address too !
Thx to issac (the person who i know at GGC) we own together !

3 Nov @@ Finally Exams had pass ! Bye , o0o exam !

muahahaha,今天很懒幸运也很开心,幸运的是没有被Pn Lim 这条母狗捉头发。
开心的是今天考试终于考完了,2009's exam had finish,2009's exam and test had fuck 7 off,muahahahaha!!
今天考试考完之后,我就跑到隔壁班去睡觉,因为我的班很懒吵,有狗在班吠,有一群死人三姑六婆在吵,马草海,真的想过去给每个人一人一巴。睡觉的时候,发梦发到我在一条没有人的街上拾到钱(一袋,不知道有多少钱,总之很懒很懒多,比我的懒叫毛还多),当我发到很7爽的时候,妈鸡拜,有一只死人蚂蚁咬我的手指,痛到我立刻醒来,真闲,本来在梦中拾到很多钱,很懒爽的,但是一醒来,什么春都没了,死人蚂蚁,干你老母鸡百。
我今天又去读zheng-evilfish的blog,看到这张照片,很sohai.笑到我睡地:



还有,今天我找到这张照片,我在想,不知道有没有人看着打飞机咧..

Monday, November 2, 2009

Jun's 2 Nov Met 2 Sohais

Diu,今天很懒闲啦,上学遇到2条我不想遇到的sohai
第1个,jibai puan lim o0o sohai Lim cheong woei,今天一去到学校就被这个八婆捉头发,她说我的头发很懒长,o0o la,有长过懒叫毛咩?这个八婆只会捉form 3-4的学生,form5的就不敢捉,真只狗酱,真想拧断她的鸡百头。

第2个,我不想多写这个懒叫人,我用猪狗人来形容他,因为它的样子和体形很像猪,行为很像狗,看到它都赌懒。有事没事都吠餐饱,听到都有一种冲动想割下它的春袋塞进它的口里。woi,cb kia,i hope u know im writing about u ! o0o , u fucker

u two sohai ,ham my o0o la
U 2 is the most sohai person i had ever seen

Especially jibai Pn.Lim,ur act is no different with a dogz.

还有一个朋友-阿达,说今天send一个女生的照片给我,等到我春袋爆都还没send,放我飞机 ,死 sin ka lan. suck my dickz

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Junz's 1st Post

Today 1.11.2009 10p.m.,i started my blog cuz i saw 1 sohai blog > zheng-evilfish.blogspot.com > this fella really a pro blogger,when i finish this sohai blogz,i decide to write a sohai blog too,cuz blog can write something wad i save in my heart and i dun dare to say out..but is night nw,i lazy to think wad i wan to write and 2moro monday gt a jibai exam,SJ1 , MM1,mahai dunno who the fuck invent exam,if i know who the fuck is that,im gonna giv him chun doi pecah.2moro i cont my blog againz.